clannyphantom:

*takes gulp of vodka straight from the bottle* my day was fine

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  • Me: I met a boy.
  • Me (two days later): nevermind
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kxsxy:

Pros of wearing all black: looks so badass

Cons: everyone knows I had powdered donuts

(via thelittlebabybird)

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jamsoftheday:

Have I found you?
Flightless bird, jealous, weeping
Or lost you?
American mouth
Big pill looming

(via the-ruined-tea-party)

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captainbun:

American Horror Story in a nutshell:

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(via fuckdudeidunno)

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